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(no subject) [Apr. 22nd, 2006|11:57 pm]
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(no subject) [Apr. 3rd, 2006|12:18 am]
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and i said uh hey yay yay yayuh hey yay yay yeah i said hey, whats goin on.
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(no subject) [Feb. 21st, 2006|04:15 pm]
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With Sam, Corinne, Emily, I drove from Georgia to Providence. Departure time was 7:25am. Arrival time was 12:30am. I guess that is all I have to say. Animal Collective in Boston tonight. I hope the tickets are not sold out. I also hope that they arent performing before I get there. The internet is not being helpful as to when the event is starting.
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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2006|05:32 pm]
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At the end of 'Ticket To Ride' written and performed by the Beatles, the foursome sing "my baby dont care" but it sounds like MY BABY DONKEY.
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(no subject) [Jan. 23rd, 2006|02:04 pm]
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I am going to go to Georgia. I am going to drive. with other people. in February. I want to go to stone mountain and film with film film film film film shovel to head.
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whoa nelly [Jan. 17th, 2006|07:44 pm]
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JANUARY 19th, 6 OCLOCK.
WOODS GERRY.
FAV SHOW
works from recent past and present future (whatever that means).

THATS THIS THURSDAY, BITCHES. be there. or dont.
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(no subject) [Jan. 6th, 2006|01:43 am]
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i am typing on an ergonomical keyboard at the moment. I do not like using my left finger to push the 'b' key, as that is not waht i am used to doing.
tonight i had many beers in me. filip's father found in the trash all the rejected films from the queens international film festival in the trash, gave them to filip, and were promptly watched by all of us. tehy are, without using a grander word/words amazing. hours and hours and hours of awfully wondrous crapzilla monstrocity films.
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what to do in the winter [Dec. 29th, 2005|07:19 pm]
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i am a stickler for the rules, there is no doubt about it. if its a rule, i with stick by it. i definitely wont break it. no sir. the winter is the best time to break rules. it is cold. people are less active. breaking rules in winter time is like breaking the legs of a man who has not done what an italian guy named jimmy has told him to do within a certain amount of time. to have ones legs broken is like the pain of a thousand horses realizing that they have no contact with their birth mother. To be without ones birth mother is to live with an invisible hole in the heart. no, to be without ones birth mother is to live without a heart. the heart pumps life juice throughout the body. the life juice is what the brain drinks. without the life juice moving, the brain cannot "do the dew" and gets bored. when the brain gets bored, the person gets bored, and they realize that they need a mother. they never suckled on no mamas teet. without that teet, the good reverend doctor myriel jamcracker the fourth cannot exist. and without that, their is no love. without love, hockey.
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whoawhoawhoawhoa, what? [Dec. 18th, 2005|08:34 pm]
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[Current Mood |pleasant]

who'd a thunk it'd be eighty degrees in florida right now? maybe someone who lives in florida, but certainly not me. no sir. i am not used to short sleeves in december. i am not used to beach in december. i am not used to florida in december. i wish i had a camera to shoot the scene with tyler d walters. i wish i had a million dollars. i wish i had more than a million dollars. i wish i had a dime for every time i bent something metallic that wasnt mine. I wish i had a dime for every time i bent said metallic object back into shape.
yesterday i ate good food. today i ate good food. crepes. eggpotatocheesemixture. pastathing. spinachdip. so good, but still not full. is this a sign that i am malnutritioned? am i fat? do i eat constantly because i am hungry? or is it something else entirely? i swear, mom, that i will probably never give you a grandchild.
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bread crumbs and alkaseltzer [Dec. 4th, 2005|05:55 pm]
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MAN TRIES TO RESCUE WHALE; SAVES MOTHER INSTEAD

the story of my life. it is snowing. it is cold. i am hungry. BREAD CRUMBS AND ALKASELZTER. cant BEAT the combination. the combination is dope. wicked. existential. and dominantly dominant. damn domination. always getting to the bread bits and berry blitzers. berry blitzers? are those some sort of drink that to hookas wear? beats me. that what clients of hookers say. beat me. jiggly puff is a pOkeman.
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